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moistpits:

moistpits:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

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hey look its me

(via lasertit)

sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

(via yourgoodfriendpuff)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via yourgoodfriendpuff)

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(via yourgoodfriendpuff)

lettertodaddy:

People talking shit about Joan Rivers clearly don’t understand the huge impact she made in breaking the glass ceiling of not only women on TV but women in comedy and women standing up to men in positions of power.

They know nothing about her work, about her from the 60s to the 90s. Without her Television and Comedy would nowhere near be what it is today in reference to women. 

(via diana-lokks)